Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.

#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY

by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022

cappy hat

simple name for a happy cat.

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.

by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021

Hat Theory

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it

"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"

Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap

by YYP20 January 15, 2022

big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 January 4, 2008

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son

Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie

by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017