Me: Ayo, have you seen the red sus?
Friend: Yes, he is always the imposter.
Me: Yeah, I think he's got the imposter syndrome.
Friend: Yes, he is always the imposter.
Me: Yeah, I think he's got the imposter syndrome.
by ThisIsKindaSus March 16, 2021
Get the Imposter syndromemug. * have a craving, appetite, or great desire for male companion
* preoccupied with or exhibiting lustful desires;
* preoccupied with falic objects
* preoccupied with or exhibiting lustful desires;
* preoccupied with falic objects
by lozzzaaaaaaaa March 12, 2009
Get the Ashby syndromemug. A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.
Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.
Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."
Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."
by Jack Meoff Man April 29, 2009
Get the Derek Syndromemug. A form of higher functioning autism. Generally, victims or of average to above average intelligence, most notably being both creative and extremely gifted in subjects which require logical thought such as mathematics. While academically Asperger's Syndrome sufferers excel, their development of social skills is limited. Generally, a victim will lack the words to say something, the inclination to say something or the guts to say what they feel, often too nervous or intimidated to enter conversation. In addition, they despise eye contact, dislike being hugged and value their personal space. Some may have seemingly odd habits such as flapping their hands, but not all. Also, narrow and somewhat peculiar hobbies are common. Those with AS tend to have an extremely active or extremely passive lifestyle, lack of self esteem, problems sleeping, generaly use very informal, complex language during conversation and, unlike loners, actually wish to fit in.
Bill Gates has Asperger's Syndrome, and there is believed to be a strong possibility that Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein also had this form of autism.
While trying to be modest, I do have above average intelligence, excelling in logical thinking subjects such as mathematics and philosophy. Whenever I want to say something I never know the way how, just shutting up and listening to the rest of the conversation. I try to avoid eye contact, often viewing it as a sign of impoliteness for me to make eye contact with someone walking by, dislike being hugged and apparently (according to old school reports, not my memory) attacked other children who invaded my space at the age of 5. I do not have any odd habits, but odd hobbies such as breakdancing and drawing anime art. I have an extremely passive lifestyle (in laymen's terms, im a lazy sod), low confidence, sleeping problems, use large polysyllabic words in general conversation and, like an Asperger's Syndrome sufferer, wish to fit in. I probably have Asperger's.
While trying to be modest, I do have above average intelligence, excelling in logical thinking subjects such as mathematics and philosophy. Whenever I want to say something I never know the way how, just shutting up and listening to the rest of the conversation. I try to avoid eye contact, often viewing it as a sign of impoliteness for me to make eye contact with someone walking by, dislike being hugged and apparently (according to old school reports, not my memory) attacked other children who invaded my space at the age of 5. I do not have any odd habits, but odd hobbies such as breakdancing and drawing anime art. I have an extremely passive lifestyle (in laymen's terms, im a lazy sod), low confidence, sleeping problems, use large polysyllabic words in general conversation and, like an Asperger's Syndrome sufferer, wish to fit in. I probably have Asperger's.
by SuXEed October 16, 2005
Get the Asperger's Syndromemug. A condition on the Autism Spectrum Disorder. Symptoms can include lack of flexible thinking, lack of social skills and a lack of empathy.
Oh, please, the only reason people see this as a "fake disorder" is due to a very small percentage in court cases use it to get off the hook. Thusly, we have all these people claiming that more than half of Aspies on the internet are faking it.
People who make fun of Aspies, take a time to think about this: Heather Kuzmich (hot fashion model) and contestant of America's Next Top Model, has Asperger's
Oh, please, the only reason people see this as a "fake disorder" is due to a very small percentage in court cases use it to get off the hook. Thusly, we have all these people claiming that more than half of Aspies on the internet are faking it.
People who make fun of Aspies, take a time to think about this: Heather Kuzmich (hot fashion model) and contestant of America's Next Top Model, has Asperger's
by JohnMAC January 23, 2010
Get the asperger's syndromemug. Silverback Syndrome is when a male or female parent, legal guardian, et al, has adult children living at home, or even abroad, and still tries to get their way in their kids lives. The "Silverback" frequently has to "pound their chest" metaphorically (and sometimes literally) when they're around their children to prove their point. Silverbacks rarely make suggestions or compromise, and usually it's "their way, or the highway, and there's the door". The kids (younger apes) tend to not put up with this very long, since they eventually try and leave the herd or in some cases, give the Silverback an ass-whoopin and does whatever the hell they want anyway.
NOTE: If the Silverbacks are still married, you better move the hell outta the country.
NOTE: If the Silverbacks are still married, you better move the hell outta the country.
EX1:
Father to 21 year old son: "It's Saturday night, be home by 9pm."
21 year old son: "Riiiight." And then shows up at midnight.
EX2:
Father to 25 year old son: "I don't like your girlfriend. You should break up with her immediately."
25 year old son: "Fuck you".
EX3:
Mother to 22 year old daughter: "Cover your boobs. You don't need to flaunt your jugs to the world."
22 year old daughter: "Whatev. I'm not going to wear a floor-length amish dress when it's 90 degrees outside like you do. It's called commonfuckinsense."
EX4:
Mother to 28 year old daughter: "Are you taking the pill?"
28 year old daughter: "Why the hell is my sex life your damn business? Go dust out the cobwebs and come talk to me."
These aforementioned examples are clear signs of Silverback Syndrome.
Father to 21 year old son: "It's Saturday night, be home by 9pm."
21 year old son: "Riiiight." And then shows up at midnight.
EX2:
Father to 25 year old son: "I don't like your girlfriend. You should break up with her immediately."
25 year old son: "Fuck you".
EX3:
Mother to 22 year old daughter: "Cover your boobs. You don't need to flaunt your jugs to the world."
22 year old daughter: "Whatev. I'm not going to wear a floor-length amish dress when it's 90 degrees outside like you do. It's called commonfuckinsense."
EX4:
Mother to 28 year old daughter: "Are you taking the pill?"
28 year old daughter: "Why the hell is my sex life your damn business? Go dust out the cobwebs and come talk to me."
These aforementioned examples are clear signs of Silverback Syndrome.
by DocJ81 March 19, 2010
Get the Silverback Syndromemug. A psychological device, evolutionary in origin and commonly experienced by young women, that induces anxiety over being labeled a slut as a result of sexually promiscuous or excessively flirtatious behavior.
The syndrome helps women to not be prominently identified as promiscuous individuals within their tribe/community increasing their chances of attracting better sexual partners by providing them a higher degree of certainty towards the paternity of their child.
The syndrome helps women to not be prominently identified as promiscuous individuals within their tribe/community increasing their chances of attracting better sexual partners by providing them a higher degree of certainty towards the paternity of their child.
Girl (to herself, experiencing "the slut syndrome" the morning after a drunken adventure on frat row): Should not have blown that guy last night. I was so drunk. I hope no one saw me bent over his dick in the bathroom. I feel so horrible.
by kumite March 7, 2011
Get the Slut Syndromemug.