noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 9, 2017

Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

by 0712 August 8, 2018

Egg Salad Sandwich

A threesome with an ovulating chick.

Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice

by Kryzazy November 21, 2020