Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

Sleepy pickle

When a significant other tries to sneak one in while you sleep.

Last night I tried to give them the sleepy pickle. They woke up and were not receptive.

by KrispyRice614 March 12, 2022

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by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 16, 2022

Pickle

also known as Bailey Hampton

Bailey Hampton is a pickle that is wrong most of the time.

by joepassalugo March 21, 2022

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Gummy Pickle

they don't taste good trust me.

Person 1: Hey I have a gummy pickle, do you want some

Person 2: Sure

Person 2: dies

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

Defeat the pickle

The act of getting both of you to bust, just by riding, during a game of hide the pickle, usually by a power bottom.

Power Bottom: Want to play some hide the pickle, bro?
Top: Idk if you can handle it.
Power Bottom: Bet? I can defeat the pickle.
Top: Bet.

by BiHexual January 25, 2022