Don’t fall on an egg

To be very wary of your surroundings

When you go out don’t fall on an egg

by Smia December 15, 2020

Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019

Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.

Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!

by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022

Egg Pie

Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face

She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if

by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021

Egg🗿Egg

Egg🗿Egg

Do you have a Egg🗿Egg?

by Random_Words_🗿 January 16, 2024

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022