Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

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HORSE

This word is largely common for brown people who look like chapatti heads. Specifically 3 foot 1 people (short people) with glasses. This word is a kind way of saying to someone you look like a horse. Because if they do, then they must after all we're not the one with bad eye sight

khadijah mohammed patel: *walks down the street and lands in shit*
you: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE MY HORSE YOU BENCHOD-

by pigeon <3 January 2, 2023

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