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qうぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklzxcvbんm 

When you've reached the ulterior amount of boredom, so you commit blasphemy by downloading the Japanese Romaji Keyboard and type out "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm."
Person 1: I'm so bored that I just downloaded the Japanese keyboard. What else is there to do.
Person 2: Have you tried Googling "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" on the Japanese keyboard?
Person 1: Genius! There's no one anybody has done this yet.
Person 1: (types qうぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklzxcvbんm into the Google Search bar and hits enter)
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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M:

You have reached the highest stage of boredom. You have already tried many keyboard combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and probably even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik.
Person 1: “im bored”
Person 2: “why not try typing Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: on your keyboard?”
Person 1: “im still bored you little shit
Person 2: “well at least you can see the urban dictionary ask you to get a ‘ Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: mug’”

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

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