by F0ckRite January 14, 2021
Get the long mouthingmug. A massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive schlong
by Karakas March 28, 2018
Get the long orangemug. by Wall·e September 5, 2022
Get the Maddie Long Legsmug. A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
Get the Long Island Uniformmug. by Inurwalls March 9, 2024
Get the Foot Longmug. Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
Get the Sh-long Term Memorymug. The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
Get the The Long Log Llamamug.