choke a lemon

The strongest insult or comeback ever.

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

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to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014

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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

by Sexydimma April 10, 2017

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Mr. Lemoine

A teacher who both sounds and looks sorta like a lemon. But it’s ok because he’s an epic math teacher who was an even more epic dean. Somehow he put up with that one kid in 4th hour who sat in the corner drawing stuff and stuff. He’s still a pretty fly dude.

Student 1: Hey there, have you seen the totally epic artwork in Mr. Lemoine’s room today? That one kid really popped off today.

Student 2: Nah, I don’t have him this semester
Student 1: Aw, that sucks man

by thatonekidinthecornerofmath June 23, 2022

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