like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

Viewers Like You

A group of people with supposedly bottomless pockets and hearts, who have nothing better to do than use their money to support and influence tv shows to do what they want more than what the general public (via ratings) wants.
Derived from, but not necessarily referring to, PBS.

"Why is this crap still on tv? Aren't the only people who watch this those crazy people who obsess over it and donate all their money to keep it on the air?"
"This Broadcast is Made Possible by Viewers Like You."
"oh."

by RuleNo2 June 10, 2008

get like me

telling a person to try to be you, with you knowing that they cant. they cant touch you.

" wish you had this,. ha. you sure do, get like me. "

by d.rosee. * August 2, 2008

growl like a bear

This phrase has to deal with the noises one makes when hyphy. It is ment to show the emotion of not being able to control yourself and showing how the thiz monster just wants to pop out of you and grab people. It was made to help you get into it and personally it is sexy.

-you can do it, it aint that hard, baby get dumb, act like a retard, shake ya hair, make it blow in the air, ya gotta get into it, growl like a bear...-mac dre

by T-hizz er die beezy March 26, 2007

hot like the sun

wicked hot, when just saying hot isn't good enough

A: my girlfriends hot

B: yea but mine's hot like the sun

A: shit you're right

by one cool motherfucker October 24, 2008

like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

by Mierk March 25, 2009