by Qkqjwhrbrbtbthsi January 04, 2022
The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.
by Monna Appison November 04, 2023
by Jeepguy123456789 December 16, 2022
A so-what kind person that can be merciful, he loves the lord and wont be embarrassed to say it. They usually have a firm handshake. Every kevin will have black hair but sometimes brown.
by ReligiousMAn April 28, 2022
A some what kind man, he is reasonable most of the time, he loves the lord and will serve him, he will not be afraid to say it.
"Oh hey its Kevin!"
by ReligiousMAn April 28, 2022
Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 26, 2022