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hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?
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Chambersburg Area Senior High School 

A large public school in a small town in the middle of nowhere where people think it's cool to wear camo to both school and prom, not just in the woods. Words and phrases like "red up" and "it's all" are typical of these PA Bible Belt students, who most would consider sheltered hicks. There are countless cliques typical of any school, and the popular crowd goes to Shippensburg University on the weekends for parties. Almost entirely Christian, partying is kept secret and students might as well wear a letter A on their clothes if they have sex with their boyfriend or girlfriend. Most students drive trucks and American Eagle is considered preppy. The football team sucks and the school district wasted their money on a new turf field and pretty architecture instead of new books and smart teachers. But that's okay, most of the students are pretty dumb anyway and end up staying there their whole lives. Most students are at least third generation CASHS students. Students spend their free time playing a sport, smoking, or lying to their parents to keep up their Christian persona. Fyi: There's nothing to do.
Students from Chambersburg Area Senior High School

Student 1: Oh my GOSH, did you hear about Brittany and Matt?
Student 2: Oooh, tell me!
Student 1: They got caught having sex this weekend at Shippensburg University and their parents are making them go to youth group now!
Student 2: Good, maybe God will forgive them.
Student 1: Yeah . . . wanna go muddin' this weekend?
Student 2: Only if we go shopping at American Eagle first.

Student 1: Amen.

Lewisville High School 

A school located in Lewisville, TX where most students are higher then their grades. Girls fuck more then they do their homework. Almost every teacher has a stick up their ass. The principal is creepy, and the Assistant Principal is hot a hell.
J How was school?

N I go to Lewisville High School, so yea.

J Ohhhhh.
Lewisville High School by SYDDIDYOU November 21, 2013

Century High School 

A highschool located on Century Blvd. in Hillsboro, Oregon.

Everyone who is enrolled at Century smokes a ton of marijuana.

Probabbly the biggest pot-head school in the state.

The best part it the school's security is terrible and doesn't have the slightest clue that 98% of the student body has massive ammounts of drugs on them while in class.
Glenco Student: What are you doing Friday night?
Century High School student: Gunna get a dub and roll a fatty then go to Freddy's and munch it up.
Glenco Student: We don't smoke marijuana at our school.
Century High School student: Oh, that's dumb. We're high 24/7 here.

Mitchell High School 

The most horrible place in the world. Residing in North Carolina. Home of the most red neck fuck tards ever. The stupidest school in the world.
"Hey, did you go to Mitchell High School?"
"Uh, Fuck no thats the gayest school ever!!"
Mitchell High School by punkass89 January 5, 2010

James Madison high school 

A pretty chill place in Vienna, puts way to much money into their band and has got a kick ass crew program.
"hey where do you go to school?"

"James Madison high school"

"fuck you"

Sequim High School 

A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
Kid from SHS: "I go to SHS"
Kid from China: "What's that?"
Kid from SHS: "Sequim High School"
Kid from China: "Gross"

Overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & I applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.