Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat

Inside of Bucky Amory's sparkly hat, there is a smaller, more sparkly hat permanently glued to his head.

Bucky, lifting his hat to reveal a Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?
Future:

Future: I didn't ask a question...

by frogthemangoguardian November 08, 2021

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 01, 2015

worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 08, 2023