gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010

Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.

Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'

by Mingster November 17, 2021

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

GUN

Vi It literally means 'roll' and figuratively means 'fxxx off' in Chinese

He asked me if he could kiss me. I asked him to Gun.

She showed 98.25 bid for my ICBC bond, I asked her to Gun.

by thefxxkingcoolkid February 27, 2019

pump the guns

To work out. (Guns = biceps)

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.

by plasmasnake1 November 17, 2021

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Phyce Gun

A super UGLY gun and retarded gun like a (phyce)

Dude you own a phyce gun.

by Garoberfarts April 13, 2022