goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

goat nipple

You idiot

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple

by rfghhhjjjjjkkjjjj March 18, 2015

GOAT

an acroynm which means the greatest of all time which IS THE ONE AND ONLY LUCAS PAQUETA!

Person 1: Bro you are the GOAT
Person: I am Lucas Paqueta?

by BIGTITTYASSBITCH42069 January 12, 2022

The goat

Sedrick E. Tripp

Sedrick be Tripping these niggas up because he’s the goat !!!!!!!!

by TheNutK April 23, 2019

Swallow Goat

To swallow goat is to essentially just another phrase for sucking a D**k. It can be used in many a situation and is slightly less crude if you are speaking in front of people that you are embarrassed to speak freely in front of.

“Oh hey Sarah, did you swallow goat last night?”
“Oh yeah, I swallowed that goat good”

by Latisha La’toe June 9, 2022