to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.
by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022
Get the goatedmug. 
Its when your boner gets so hard during sex that you start hallucinating. It is called goating because often times it is goats that people hallucinate about.
When we were having sex last night I goated and it was embarrassing. She thought I was having a seizure.
Goating: When your boner gets so hard you start to hallucinate.
Goating: When your boner gets so hard you start to hallucinate.
by ImBat November 25, 2016
Get the goatingmug. Russell Westbrook A Starting Point Guard For The Los Angles Lakers (CA) Is Always Been The GOAT Even Though Michael Jordan Won 6 Championships and Lebron Won 4 Championships
by lovethatchickenatpopeyes November 22, 2021
Get the Goatmug. by nick goat July 12, 2019
Get the nick goatmug. 