I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

DAVID

A KERSHNER

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN

by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023

David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022

David Sundin

David Sundin is a very beautiful man from Sweden. He is in a program called “Bäst i test” with another god called Babben.

Bro you wanna watch some bäst i test?

Yeah sure mate I really wanna see David Sundin

by ImDepressedAf April 29, 2021

David Rudari

The guy who always sings violeta songs and moans when singing the songs from violeta (he likes violeta)

You: Hey dude, how are you?
Them: OH OH OH

SOMOS AL EXITO

OH OH OH

SOMOS MAGNETICOS

*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!

by Papičino April 5, 2023