American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

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American dream paradox

A harsh reality that many people come to the United States in order to start over and live a better life by having freedom, social equality, better education, and money, but yet for most people who come to this country, this dream will be impossible to completely achieve until several generations later, assuming they have a family with children, because of limited resource access and education, poor understanding of the social norms that most people in America actually follow, and distrust of immigrants in some parts of the country.

Pema and her family moved to America from Nicaragua in the hopes of starting over and help her children live better lives than what they had in their homeland, but they found it was exceedingly difficult to live in the U.S. because of the differences of America’s social norms compared to Nicaragua’s social norms and difficulty getting a job and finding decent housing. They are experiencing the American dream paradox.

by Vanguard 1998 September 11, 2021

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American chino wanker

Tennage American boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). This includes FIFA as their video game of choice... A chino wanker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a British accent.
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers

friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a dick
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker

by Daniel_casp July 13, 2015

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American Darth Vader

Just like Luke skywalker had to face the facts with his dad being darth vader in star wars. The reincarnation of ishmael, aka Ish the fish, or SS Syrian Stallion, from the biblical story under Abraham comes back to tell the truth, had sex with Sarah and made Isaac. thus, as Isaac is the father of the Jews, and Ishmael is the father of the Arabs, therefore Ishmael is the father of Isaac. Abe is the grandfather.

This dude named Suleiman Sami azar calls himself the American Darth Vader, few of other names too, and Im sure people call him a few., but these are the days of truth and let every human being transition into a sweet butterfly, fly butterfly fly. actual quote from Sam azar " ISSAC- This is Ishmael, I am your Fatherrrrrrrr"

by sambo sami suleiman azar October 23, 2022

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Don Frye American

A culturally aware loudmouthed American badass who despite not being especially nerdy has an appreciation for nerd culture and is welcomed into their social circles.

That old timer in Godzilla Final Wars is a Don Frye American.

by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023

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