Christian

Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel

Christian is my religion

by What is a Christian as a frien November 4, 2021

christian

christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you

random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.

by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019

Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.

"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code

by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025

Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Eva and Christian, what a perfect couple.

by Chazard04 December 29, 2023

Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.

Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.

by Ed money April 9, 2023

Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023