An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
by tourguide April 30, 2011
n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.
by cpsmath October 31, 2004
The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.
I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.
by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010
A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.
Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.
Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.
by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020
A public school located in Milwaukee, WI where all the black kids think they’re the shit and can start any typa shit wit anyone they want. Also a place where the Karen and Hmong kids think they ghetto and hard cuz they go to a ghetto ass school. And lastly a place where Mexicans are loud for no mfkin reason. Oh, and we can’t forget about the “Wiggas”(white kids who think they black) who we think might shoot up the school, so we pretend to be nice to them. RUHS is one fucked up ass place for no reason.
Shaniqua: HAEEE BITCHHHHH, YOU READY TO FIGHT THAT BITCH MARIE AT RIVERSIDE UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL?
Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.
Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.
by ThottyBitchOfHoes November 09, 2019
Hey, where are you going to college?
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
by ckuf November 23, 2009
A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
by ShaneO October 27, 2014