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Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024
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turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
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turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.
Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!
by kamj1 April 8, 2010
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Turtl

"turtl is the best at every videogame"
by Speye April 21, 2021
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Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.
You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !
by i am somebody November 24, 2019
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turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
by olmanjoe May 10, 2020
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