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T,JSTFU

"Trump, Just Shut The Fuck Up"
(Variant of JSTFU)

Concise, convenient response for use when a wholly fictional, outrageous, and/or often outright dangerous bit of obvious misinformation is spewed out into real world.
"The COVID-19 outbreak will be temporary. It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle --it will disappear."
"T,JSTFU"

"Anybody that needs a test for COVID-19, gets a test. They have the tests. And the test are beautiful."
"T,JSTFU"

"COVID-19 was something nobody thought could happen."
"T,JSTFU"

"Masks and other equipment are going out the hospitals' back doors."
"T,JSTFU"

"Thousands of people were cheering in New Jersey right after the 9-11 attack."
"T,JSTFU"

"John McCains's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
"T,JSTFU"

"People are saying I'm the greatest president since Lincoln."
"T,JSTFU"
by MrArchaneChile April 5, 2020
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T-Job

When 3 girls give a guy a blowjob, but 1 girl sucks the dick, 1 girl sucks the left nut and 1 girl b sucks the right nut.
Guy #1: Bro I got these 3 girls to come back to my place and they all sucked me off.

Guy #2: Was it a T-job?

Guy #1: Hellz yeah.
by Blahyblah May 24, 2020
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Little T

Little t just posted a new single
by Jvuckvjxychfh September 5, 2020
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G+T

G+T desribes the type of relationship between Gabe and Trianna. It means that they are going on dates and have kissed but don't know how to DTR.
Friend: Hey Gabe, are you dating Trianna?
Gabe: We're G+T.
Friend: Whatever dude, she's hot!
Gabe: I know
*Conversation ends*

(second situation)
Friend: Hey Trianna, are you dating Gabe?
Trianna: We're G+T
Friend: Whatever girl, he's super cute!
Trianna: I know right?! *goes into full out conversation about Gabe*
by Trianna123 October 10, 2013
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T-Shard

A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.
Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???
by Lilyest February 27, 2011
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Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
by kh2507 March 10, 2011
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t-shorty

name given to a small loveable person, with a chode, but slippery jizz. Likes to drink and makes everyone happy
Tash: hey
Andy: hey (slips on jizz) dam it t-shorty!
by mini milmo June 15, 2011
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