Payed Poo

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

by Sambophile November 6, 2015

Poo rockets

Poo rockets is when you have Diarrhoea and you're sitting on the toilet when all your poo is rocketing towards the toilet.

Lilly was dealing with many poo rockets while she was on the toilet.

by Hi_its_Eva January 5, 2017

poo hymen

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.

When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

poo luger

Some asshole named Sam

Man, that Sam guy is a real Poo Luger

by Super Hitler July 23, 2017

Poo Pies

originated from the expression 'poopies'. Usually used in cases of negative incidents. can also be used as a replacement for swear words

"oh poo pies, i just dropped my phone down the toilet"

by the poopie creator June 22, 2011

Poo butter

Poo Butter is the nasty gelatinous fluid that forms under the folds of a fat ladies titties on an extremely hot day. The sweat runs down and collects in the dark cooler folds of skin and congeals into a texture similar to cooled bacon grease thereby becoming poo butter.

Mabel, make sure you lift up both titties and wash all the poo butter out from underneath them

by Nauticamike May 15, 2021

poo-bag

A baby's diaper, or nappy. Also poo-catcher.

"I've run out of poo-bags. I'll have to go to the store and buy another packet of diapers for the baby."

by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007