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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.
My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.
by Snack Attack February 13, 2014
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Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.
I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.
by chad stacey August 27, 2021
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Sarovar Bar Dancer

Kiccha Sudeepa:- Dick licker of other heroes and he is famous for his side roles. Another word for Flop is Luccha alias Aliens ka baap, Mars Star deepanna😎.
Proud Iron Leg of Sandalwood, Baadshata Luccha Suledeepa.
Sarovar Bar Dancer Luccha Sudeep is the man with the highest flop ratio in Sandalwood who attached caste label to kfi.
by Moni9998 January 28, 2021
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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wispa bar

a secret name reffering to marijuana in order to be discreet
person : hey you got the wispa bar
other person : yes bae
by tegancrow May 3, 2021
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Bars

Bars are when you can rap anytime, anywhere, against anyone.
Person 1: Man, I can spit bars!

Person 2: Yeah, those raps were fy!
by #Surprisingly Famous January 28, 2016
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