(In country accent) “hey baby can you give me a sloppy Dallas.” (Also in country accent) “hell yeah cousin.” (Chewing) (chokes)
by Tenternis October 15, 2020

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.
by Boulderman December 9, 2014

by Pur94t0ry October 15, 2020

by RedNeck Joey October 15, 2020

“She’s such a slut. Everyone has to hear her and her boyfriend making a sloppy slamwich every night.”
by Bignigfigsquid March 19, 2020

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.
by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.
Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”
Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”
Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”
by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019
