Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”

by ass.ey October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A quick blowjob, with a mouthful of dip!

The Dooo gave sloppy dallas to Matt, and now Matt got a testicular infection!

by Krollis October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Just a normal blow job but with a mouth full of dip/ chewing tobacco

Hey bro I just got a can, you think you could get your sister to give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight

by Darth Poo October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

Joe Biden on a bunch of Xanax

“He’s looking like Sloppy Joe right now. He shouldn’t of ate all those bars.”

by Bigdicksforjoebiden August 9, 2022

Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.

Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!

by King.boiii October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

The Dooo: “hey mcnasty can i get a sloppy dallas”

Mcnastyofficial: “yes”
Soup: “what the fuck”
Blarg: “me too”

by stupid2019 October 15, 2020