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Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.
Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.
by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023
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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
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Retarded

You is the definition of you I don’t have a picture of you but it’s you
You is the definition of you I don’t have a picture of you but it’s you Oh yeah if you look this up your retarded
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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retard

babies float in space before they’re born, they’re dead.’
retard is harry
by lolololoololoñooñ July 1, 2018
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Fucking Retard

Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.
by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022
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National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.
by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020
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retarded

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that person is retarded
by DinoLG October 3, 2023
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