purple hasse

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.

-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???

by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021

it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.

Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."

by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023

purpl shadow wizard

the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.

I love purpl shadow wizard

by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023

Dirty Purple

The act of sucking another man's dick so hard hard it turns purple

Tristan had to go to the Doctor because his dick was purple looks like he got a Dirty Purple

by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022

Purple

Certified dumbass

Purple is REALLY stupid

by 6ire April 27, 2024

purple sunday

Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.

“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”

by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 6, 2023