t-poo

The act of taking a doo-doo butters and texting on your cell phone at the same time.

Alex- Hey i got your text earlier
Trey- Ha, yeah jah you just got t-poo'd.

by tpoointrey August 23, 2008

poo-puff

a fart

Who the hell just poo-puffed? It reeks!

by pedantic99 March 24, 2011

poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss December 07, 2015

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 17, 2018

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.

That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.

by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

Hard poo

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020

poo gang

poo gang are a group of stupid pay to wins on a minecraft server the archon. they must be stopped

#poogangsucks

oh lets go kill poo gang

#poogang sucks

by HELLOIAMVERRYGOOD May 21, 2020