Good homophobe

A person who is averse to homosexuality, but who is not a bad person.

Tom violently attacks gays because he is a bad person and also a homophobe. Jerry is disgusted by gays, but he doesn't treat them badly, because he is a good person, so that makes him a good homophobe. A person who is disgusted by gays is not automatically a bad person, but a person who automatically attacks and "cancels" everyone whose thoughts and beliefs they disagree with, that is a tyrant and a bad person.

by RealHonestDefinition April 1, 2023

ten goods

The maximum number of "goods" you can give when someone exclaims "How good is it?!"

Guy: Mate, did you see insert random movie here? How good is it?!

Other guy: It was ten goods!

by Ken_ December 24, 2007

Good Mornternoon

A phrase used when greeting a person after they wake up in the afternoon, to point out they are a lazy bum who did not wake up this morning.

Well, good mornternoon Ray. We're happy you got to sleep in and can finally join us.

by blueeeee February 27, 2023

Damaged Goods

The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your neck
Sweat's running down your back
Heated surface in the sun
Colder surface in the night (never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
A change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good

Damaged goods
Send 'em back
I can't work, I can't achieve
Send 'em back
Open the till
Give me the change you said would do me good
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

good turn

A east Kentucky slang term describing a person's "up front" personality that is not easily understood at first, but can be later observed.

Karen has a good turn after you get to know her, but at first she seems like a little grouchy.

by Natural Born Hillbilly January 7, 2012

The Good Samaritan

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !

That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'

by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022

A good badgering

When you make you girl cum hard.

Last night I gave her a good badgering!

by DjStevo6450 July 27, 2016