March 3

One of the craziest people you know, tends to look like Darth Vader, and wears masks in their own house.

March 3? HA! Darth Vader noob!

by HuhMyPseudonym February 13, 2021

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

March 12th

National give your girlfriend her favorite flower day!

Guy: here your favorite flowered darling :)since it’s march 12th
Girl: I’m in love with you.

by Tainted._Sorrow March 6, 2024

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

No make-up march

The month where none of the girls wear make up to show their true self

Friend 1:Have you seen her she's so ugly
Friend 2:yeah it's because it's no make-up march

by CharpiPL December 3, 2019

March 25th

Kiss,fuck,love drake for ever❤️

March 25th is the day you love drake forever

by Kammmmmmm March 24, 2022

March 28

march 28 national sleep in class day

Teacher "why is everyone sleeping!?"

Student"bc its march 28 national sleep in class day!"

by Alannahakayourmom March 27, 2025