A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
Get the new zealand mud slidemug. Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023
Get the Mud Cricketmug. When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"
A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"
by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025
Get the Mud Roostermug. by muddy jim May 17, 2018
Get the mud bunkermug. Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
by ShitSticker April 27, 2021
Get the Mud Jugglingmug. "Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
Get the Mud Monkeymug. by crbrewski October 29, 2020
Get the Mud Gunmug.