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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?
by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023
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Mud Rooster

When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"
A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"
by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025
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mud bunker

a mud bunker is a mans anus thats has not benn wiped in a minimum of two weeks
damn, i would pack the fudge into the mud bunker.
by muddy jim May 17, 2018
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Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
by ShitSticker April 27, 2021
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Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
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Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit
Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
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