Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

lesbian talk

when something is is stupid or something happens in life that is stupid

walking by something and you bump into a water bottle it falls that’s LESBIAN TALK

by chuck is not the one June 29, 2022

Lesbian

The meaning of Lesbian is Platy.

Oh my god?! is that fucking Platyhelminthes! *throws a tomato at her for being lesbian*

by Tokishuma January 23, 2022

Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

Gaylord Lesbian

Not Damien

Jenna said Damien was a gaylord lesbian, she was wrong

by Beastly86 September 30, 2019

Bathroom lesbian

A straight girl who gives hicks to other girls in the
bathroom, typically at school. Said bathroom lesbian could have a boyfriend and use the excuse “but there’s no feelings” to reassure you that it isn’t cheating.

"Bro did you see the hicky on Julia's neck"
"Yeah Rylan gave it to her"
"Wait isn't she straight"
"Yeah,she's a bathroom lesbian"

by Little leprechaun May 13, 2022

Lesbian

When a girl likes a girl

Girl: I have something to tell you. A reason why this will never work.
Boy: What? There is no reason this will not work. I am in love so you have to be too!
Girl: Two reasons then. 1 You are selfish and want everything to be your way. 2 I am lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023