Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchantmug. by f3nna April 5, 2010
Get the Doing the kickmug. Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my moneymug. Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021
Get the Kick ass Sammug. by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024
Get the Prawn Kickmug.