Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Kentucky Hot Brown

When you're at a horse track and you get diarrhea, so you run to the bathroom but clog every toilet with your steamy pile of dookie, so then you go outside to the porta john and explode that shit too.

I ate bad egg salad and I had a Kentucky Hot Brown.

by kentuckyhotbrown September 25, 2025

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

Kentucky hole in one

When a woman shoots a ping pong ball from her pussy and the man catches it in his mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did the Kentucky hole in one last night but I dropped the ball.

by Slow240sx October 1, 2025

Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.

“Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”

by Chevylanche October 16, 2025

Kentucky

The genericized slang term for "battered fried chicken" that originates from KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken), i.e. one of the most popular fried chicken chain

Whenever I crave some comfort food, I just go for Kentucky from KFC—it always hits the spot!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Kentucky banana smoothie

A sexual act involving putting bananas up a girl ass then she gives you a blowjob and you cumming in her mouth. Turning her into a banana smoothie

I knew my girlfriend was a freak when she asked for Kentucky banana smoothie in the bedroom.

by Poopy McFart the 3rd November 4, 2025