This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.
Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
by Squidward666 June 9, 2018
Get the jacobmug. Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020
Get the Jacob Blackmug. The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
Get the jacob langleymug. A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
Get the Jacob Maksymmug. Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. 