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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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Give a girl your hoodie day

On October 29th you have to give a girl you hoodie, she also gets to pick which one:)
random: Give her your hoodie!
Joe biden: why? its corona?
Random: But you have to. its Give a girl your hoodie day.
Joe biden: okay!
by ewnohhahahaha October 28, 2020
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Give and Go

going tip-to-tip with another man, ejaculating, and balancing the cum in the urethra and finishing by having the person who originally nutted swallow it
John and I did a Give and Go
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong
Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.
by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
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Giving Tree

I got a "Giving Tree" for sale. Some hybrid.
by TheFatherL February 6, 2014
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Don't give them ideas

A statement often used after someone proclaims something they don't want done by a particular person, implying that that statement would in fact cause them to go through with it.
Person 1: i better not see that guy put pineapple on hot dogs too
Person 2: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
by an extremely depressed bandu November 21, 2022
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