perfect fart

The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.

Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.

by bigbobp July 10, 2011

sea fart

a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts

Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit

by Jakc83851$ July 13, 2017

fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.

"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"

by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018

cracker fart

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.

<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

by master pog mo fo emma April 25, 2006

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009