Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.

Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.

by Igel69 May 26, 2021

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Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.

Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..

by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016

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Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

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Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

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Credit dump chump

Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...

That guy has so much debt he must be a credit dump chump.

by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021

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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

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