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Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
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Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

|||||_____________
"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012
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Death Row Good

A meal offered at a restaurant you frequent that’s so excellent that, if you were awaiting execution on death row, you would order that meal as your last meal.
The pizza at Contes is the most fantastic tasting pizza he ever ate. He would order it as his last meal on earth. It’s that good; it’s death row good.
by rocohen October 15, 2020
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Blue Screen of Death

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck
the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death
by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010
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rage da death

The common phenomenon in which an electronic item breaks when placed in the vicinity of RageDarling.
That keyboard doesn't work anymore, it experienced rage da death about 4 months ago...
by Artemyst March 30, 2020
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white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.
My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.
by pentozali October 20, 2014
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vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.
by Wally666 March 24, 2008
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