You Learn Something Every Day

Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.

Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...

You Learn Something Every Day by SeW hat August 15, 2008

National Kiss your crush day 

Kiss your crush on the cheek or lips hopefully he will like you!!!! October 24th

Bestie:you know today's national kiss your crush day.

Girl:should I kiss him

Bestie:yes

Girl: Hey umm so you know how I like you?

Crush: mmhm

Girl:😙

Crush:💖😍 date me??

National Kiss your crush day by darkroad💉 October 18, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

National suck dick day by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

National Cat Girl Day 

A national holiday that is celebrated on May 24. It is to celebrate Cat Girls.

"What day was National Cat Girl Day Again?"
"May 24th"

National Cat Girl Day by Neon_Cancer May 5, 2020

National Rape Day 

A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women

The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine

National Rape Day by anonymous April 25, 2021

National Best Friend day 

National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them

“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”

National Best Friend day by Jeter Dorrity June 2, 2018

Snow Day 

The two sweetest words in the english language.

A somewhat rare occurrence in Winter months.

"Yo, there's a snow day tomorrow. Let's sleep ti'l 1 o'clock then go out and throw ice at cars.
"Word! Snow days are the shit!

Snow Day by occultaura March 1, 2010