This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Get the Super bowl LVmug. by Harrystylesstannie December 2, 2020
Get the Bowling BALLmug. 
by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015
Get the salad bowl syndromemug. A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."
B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up
B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up
"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."
by BDCD143 May 24, 2024
Get the sloppy bowl of gritsmug. by JimmyNuetronics June 5, 2024
Get the Travis Bowlingmug.