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shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
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show bro

This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:

1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show

2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"

3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.

4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"

"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
by Dormsalot November 15, 2009
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bro chocolate

- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
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Bro-Mom

A female friend who enjoys video games and hanging out. However, she acts as a mother to her group of bros.
She is totally our leader. She's basically our Bro-Mom.
by mad-girl-with-a-box June 18, 2013
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Cicoccio Bros.

two bald guys next to each other, likely viewed from the back, feuding with inner desire to transcend. hands up, hands out, Cicoccio Bros.
look at the Cicoccio bros.; they're setting them up and breaking them down.
by holy evangelicals August 11, 2011
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Bro Nasty

A skinny bro or one who rides dirtbikes, smokes weed, and drinks on several occasions, who has done the nasty a couple times and exagerates it earning him self the title "Bro Nasty"
That kid Alex is bro nasty!

That guy looks like a bro nasty-I wouldnt touch him with a ten foot pole.
by flower :) November 3, 2008
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Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"
"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...
by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018
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