April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai March 31, 2021

April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 2

the second april fools day, take advantage of this day to get back at someone’s prank

todays date is april 2, avery and i are plotting the most wicked revenge plan to get back at justin!

by wong lihui April 1, 2021

April 2

This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.

Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!

by nikki is very swaggers April 1, 2021

April 9th

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by oglilscam420 April 1, 2021

april 14th

the day you hug your crush

you might be scared but just do it they probably like you back

hey-it’s april 14th you know what that means. Just do it she probably likes you back anyways

by presley kate April 2, 2021