"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.
by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021
A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.
"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."
by Sister_Mercury February 04, 2020
by A_RelativelyCoolGuy March 27, 2016
by lilboibabby September 04, 2018
Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
by wghyamihere April 11, 2023
This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
by Shret October 07, 2022
A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
by T H I C C O O F November 06, 2018