Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

donkey

A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku

Boy, Lukaku is a donkey

by 1212131415161718 January 27, 2021

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

drop a donkey

when you really gotta go poo

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"

by dumpygumby April 27, 2022

Donkey

If you’re name is Necy.

Necy’s a donkey.

by Saywhaaat20 October 1, 2022

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024

Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit

by Potato user October 14, 2021