Givin' Up Dat Neck

Although many believe this term is used explicitly for oral pleasures and to describe the term as such, it is actually an ancient term that goes back for centuries and even millenia at a time.
It's the year 1469. Snoop Drac and his gang of mecha death bats soar into the skies of ancient Egypt and tear down all of the Great Squares of Egypt to reveal Great Pyramids. His mission of creating a new national landmark that looked like fangs had succeeded! However, something was missing, something that he had been yearning for since the very beginning of his existance. He then realized that nobody, NOBODY, was givin' up dat neck.
Dat neck for Snoop Drac was like sex for your mom; he couldn't live without dat neck. He went to the nearest Egyptian and bit dat neck till he sucked his neck up like a bendy straw. He became so powerful that day that he had a new, ongoing mission that he could only wish to do in a single lifetime; get as many people as possible to give up dat neck.
To this day, Snoop Drac continues to get people to give up dat neck, and he does it on a daily basis.

Look out behind you! Snoop Drac and his mecha death bats might be behind you right now! The only question is... Are you givin' up dat neck or not?

by Goldrute000 May 3, 2016

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