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kevin

bro is so hot like ong i cant even omg i wanna fuck him
kevin be so fine like wow fuck sesh?
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kevin sonko

best at soccer,has a blackmamba and his can get any girl in this planet and in the future his is gonna play for swansea as a centerback
can a get your autograph kevin sonko
by kevin00000000039 September 26, 2017
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Kevin David

Marketing Guru, YouTube Mega Educator, Shopify Expert, Amazon FBA Millionaire, Clickfunnels $10M Club, Honest fun guy.

Kevin David teaches all he knows about erning a living online in his final offering Digital Course Secrets the link is in the tags.
Kevin David may be retiring after only 24months with $10 million in the bank and $1 million a month residual income!! He is releasing one last course.
by Godaddy Dave May 18, 2019
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kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool
His name is Kevin Bozo
by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023
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kevin morris

A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.
Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."
by Cross Reigns June 9, 2023
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Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
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Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
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