The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

123 i fuck your panagie

123 i fuck your panagie is used as an insult if someone tells you that you have to kill his mother fuck her and then eat her pussy.

123 I FUCK YOUR PANAGIE MALAKA KOSTA

by Xx_Tomounithatthrewyou_xX November 20, 2021

one fuck slut

a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick

your nothing but a one fuck slut

by valeriexxxx3 April 19, 2018

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.

That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.

by dickfitz May 24, 2014

Fucking red

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick, not to be used when the boys are sliding over to chill.

“Bro, I went to her crib and she had the l.e.d.s on fucking red, knew it was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.”

by anonymous September 29, 2022