effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.
Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.
by C. Prolix January 14, 2012
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Deadline fuck

When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.

(I thought of this on call with a friend)
"would you like to deadline fuck"

"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"
by Cult_for_frogs8722 May 14, 2021
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annoying fuck

someone who's so fucking annoying that you have to slap their balls, this one person gets on your nerves so much you cant help but throw hem off a bridge.
That kid is an annoying fuck, I almost just wanna throw him off a bridge so he can suffer and die as an annoying piece of shit.
by hehehehehhahahahahaha September 29, 2020
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Fuck wipe

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 03, 2020
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What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.
What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!
by brocousinbro March 03, 2023
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Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.
Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!
by PsychoticBlackHole June 01, 2022
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